Tell her she’s beautiful instead of hot, she’s a “WOMAN” not a temperature

A friend of mine told me his father bought an Android car, I told him our swimming pool got burnt Continue Reading..

Boss: “We Are Very Keen On Cleanliness. Did You Wipe Your Feets On The Mat As You Came In?” New Continue Reading..

Girls Are Never Wrong Just Sometimes Confused, Rude, Stubborn, Senseless Emotional, Unchangeable, Crazy, Stupid N Even Mad. But Never Wrong.

Ronnie walks into a bar, goes to the bartender and says “give me a beer before the problem starts” – Continue Reading..

Rosy was one of those UGLY women, so ugly that it hurt; she had never had a boyfriend. So she Continue Reading..

Teacher: alright class take out ur books Nasty C : Hell no Teacher : my class,rules Busiswa : nomungafak’ipanty enelace Continue Reading..

That awkward moment when U visit a doctor for an eye test but the doctor pulls out HIV test Kit Continue Reading..