I have a date tonight with my bed totally gonna sleep together

I must be the luckiest tenant ever😊.. my landlord took out my clothes and my furniture … I think he Continue Reading..

I was out getting a walk last night when a policeman stopped me and said, “I want you to go Continue Reading..

Dating someone without matric is not safe, they might leave you the same way they left school….

English is so f***ed up how can you drink a drink But you can’t food a food

They always says don’t laugh at other people situation coz you’ll end up being in that situation but I’ve been Continue Reading..

TEACHER: class lets show the principal and the guests how far we have reached… if i say small you say Continue Reading..

I saw a homeless man sleeping in a tyre, so I did him a favor and punctured it. He’s now Continue Reading..