if I pay 💰R100 000 or more for my girlfriend’s Lobala…Then every time when I show up,Her family members must stand up ,polish my shoes 👞Even if they not dirty, salute and sing 🎶National anthem 🇿🇦 in full and 30 gunshot salute, red carpet +5 minutes moment of silence
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