Fake Friends – Never ask for food .. Real Friends – Are the reason you have NO food! Fake Continue Reading..

Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and get poked by people you don’t know.

I was in a church last Saturday, a male and female were sitting next to me. I was so shocked Continue Reading..

Life would be good if guys treated girls the way their mothers treat Tupperware

Black parents will let u freeze in bed with one blanket coz the other blankets are for visitors.

Just imagine telling your kids you met their mother on Facebook Free mode

once you see two fat people talking, just know they are discusing heavy stuff

Some of you put on too much make-up, we should just compliment your make-up manufacture instead of you. “You look Continue Reading..