Me:How do you call Mosquitoes in your Home Language?” Him:We don’t call them,they just come by themselves!

I can’t date a girl who pronounces ‘R’ as “Ggg”, we wont get maggied because our Gelationship wont last.

You are bathing and someone mistakenly open your door,, what will you hide,,,,,,, Me::i will hide my soap😂😂

The pain of being blocked by someone you wanted to block first..!

Dad: Who do you like more ,Mum o Dad? Son:Both Dad:Ok if i go to America and your mum goes Continue Reading..

Sometimes people try way so hard to sound clever on Facebook.

I always put my music on shuffle but then get annoyed when it doesn’t play the songs i want

The level of makeup experience that Shoprite girls uses is amazing Today i saw one girl painted her lips with Continue Reading..