I may act cool and calm but deep down I want Christmas clothes

Some Girls are really poor in romance. you hit her with a pillow, Boom she’s chasing you with a knife.

I don’t know who need to hear this but one day you’ll forget to delete the chat and you’ll be Continue Reading..

1.Ugly but caring. 2.Handsome but rude. 3.Handsome, caring but unfaithful. 4.Rich but ugly and short. 5.Handsome, caring and faithful but Continue Reading..

If she’s still standing after drinking 6 packs of smirnoff storm, she is a witch

Today I introduced my boyfriend to my mom and she was very happy . Next week I’m bringing another one Continue Reading..

Samsung E250 was once R1500, and I got patient I bought it R400. .. Samsung S8 l’ll be patient for Continue Reading..

ATM’s should have timer when you take long it must swallow your useless card and spray you with tear gas