Dear Taxi Drivers: I think you must start putting calculators on that front seat so that we can work easily… Continue Reading..

My phone is always in my hands so if you think im ignoring you. You’re 100% correct

“Behind every married man who is suddenly losing weight, There is a pregnant side chick who has refused to Abort!”

I was just wondering why the GROOM sits on the RIGHT and the BRIDE on the LEFT… I just remembered Continue Reading..

Can u imagine, I created my new Facebook account with another name and profile picture, I chatted my mum and Continue Reading..

Tell Mii If Ur Crushing On Miii Before I Use Our Valentine’s Money To Buy Weed

True love is when you know you’re broke but you know your bae deserves better . So you help her Continue Reading..

Photographer: Principal my photos will cost R10 each child Principal: Teachers please tell the students that photos are R20 Teachers: Continue Reading..