My girlfriend just said to me, “Did you know, butterflies only live for two days?” I said, “Honey, I think Continue Reading..

Dating one girl is too risky, what if she dies before you marry. I won’t take that risk

Sthandwa sam should i change the channel to watch soccer? – Busha: No please watch porn You know how to Continue Reading..

When your ex says you’ll never find anyone like me reply that’s the point.

When you trap your boyfriend by getting pregnant & then he dies_

It’s funny how ladies think they can do everything that a man can do…. like seriously can you wear the Continue Reading..

Today l smoked weed And l ended up asking my Granny “Hey baby gal where do l know u from” Continue Reading..

You have been single throughout last year and one week to Valentine u fall in love My brother be wise Continue Reading..