Imagine being married to a white person… coming back home from a long day at work to speak english

Not every friend request is a friend request… some are surveillance cameras

Dear ladies,We don’t cheat, some people just think they are in a relationship with us!

A Little Boy Was Doing His Maths Homework, Saying To Himself, “2+5 The Son Of Bitch Is 7, 3+6 The Continue Reading..

Avoid the people that want to be best friends immediately. They’re usually the over-dramatic ones.

“If a guy dumps or breaks your heart, take his phone and leave. Call his mother and tell her he’s Continue Reading..

Her : Unlock Ur Phone Me : So U Want Us To Break Up Just Like That

Yesterday i took my bicycle nd went to the liquor store nd buy a bottle of whisky and put it Continue Reading..