Who ever bought my grandmother a calculator saying its a phone pray we don’t meet

Nobody views your WhatsApp status faster than your Ex

That awkward moment when you greet everyone and no one respond 🤣😂😂

My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her

Santa (reading from book of facts): “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?” . . Banta: Continue Reading..

A wife to her husband: “Honey, what are you doing?” “Im reading our marriage certificate.” “What for?” “Im looking for Continue Reading..

Mbali ; baby I’m pregnant Mbula ; haibo who gave you that name😀

>You are not black enough if your mother didn’t tell you to reduce your age in a taxi😂