Your Grandmother ask you about your final report Granny: uhambe njani eskoleni Kid: nge-Main Road

The way amaPampers adura ngakhona, my next kid ngiyamtshova eToilet nge1 month. Ahh angeke phela.

Uboke uthuse uDriver mase kusele wena naye eTaxin uthi “ngicela ukusala langafela khona”

Ukungagezi kwafika nabantu bakwaKhumalo,Mbhele nobani konje?😂😂

Uthi unendoda into engaqeni kuthi iyi Journalist kodwa anakaso nesitifiketi saMatric

Good girls do science Smart girls do Commerce Bad girls do tourism angith bafuna ukuhamba wonke umhlaba befunana namadoda!!

Him:vuga ngigu khape Her:ayi unnga worry ngami

usathi ku crush yakho..”yaz abantu bathi mina nawe siyathandana” iveli ithi “bayanya”