She made me choose between Alcohol and her Sometimes I miss her yaz

To all taxi owners out there as from next year please provide us with calculators in the front seat we’re Continue Reading..

Different religions with different God but we all have one devil . So we must find different devils as well

MY BEST FRIEND ————————— Before the King went to war, he locked his wife (the beautiful Queen ), in the Continue Reading..

I am given a wedding invitation card and I can see a writing at the bottom “RSVP” I think they Continue Reading..

My Teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said said ” At the end of this ruler there’s an Continue Reading..

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78 beers minus your age now Plus 40 cigarettes Equal to the year that you were born . Try it