Real men will put their clothes on first then put lotion on the remaining visible parts.

If you break with someone please breakup completely. Getting back together makes us who spread rumours look like liars.

If you think a shot of an AK47 gun is loud then you have never heard a sound of a Continue Reading..

When I was born I was so mad at my parents, I didn’t talk to them for 12 months…

The rule is simple, if she also can’t afford it… Then she got no right to call you broke. •°•°• Continue Reading..

This might work: ~•~•~ At the start of a relationship, partner’s should disclose all their cousins..!

God is great my friend just came to visit me right after i finished eating

If you expect the world to be fair with you.. because you are fair, you’re fooling yourself. That’s like expecting Continue Reading..