I am done posting jokes on my status,cause I texted my crush and she replied “Ja Mr bean”

E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs. . a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that Continue Reading..

Teacher :do you know why you are in school… Student :noooohhhhh!!! Teacher:because you parents saw you as fools…. Students :do Continue Reading..

new army captain inspected the soldiers in their barracks. He noticed a female horse. Captain: What’s the horse for? Soldier: Continue Reading..

I brought my village girlfriend flowers then after an hour, my phone rang when I answered my girlfriend said “Baby Continue Reading..

Me: 147895672077. Girlfriend: Thanks for airtime baby. Me: Its electricity, boil water and bath.

I am that kind of guy who put a song on repeat until the artist begs for Water

I’ve opened the box of choice assorted biscuits before Christmas. Now they will be a family meeting for me.