*A Marriage without a “small house” is like a government without an opposition party – (the government will relax).* Let Continue Reading..

I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I’m just going to get drunk this weekend until I Continue Reading..

When The Microwave is Very Hot The Sausage Takes Two Minutes. This Post is For Deep Thinkers

Have you ever thought that the Mouse you killed was thinking that it is part of your family? Exactly you’re Continue Reading..

Just saw the longest fake eyelashes ever..🤔 •°•°• Lord your daughters want to fly!!

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As you go talk over the strength You will share a mango to ball