I can remove your sadness and your clothes

Girls with fake eye brows… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Continue Reading..

I love stopping the microwave at 00:01 . It makes me feel like l turned off the bomb and saved Continue Reading..

Stop Answering Calls at the funeral… someone Yesterday Said “Im at death”

A girl will be happy dating a guy who already has plan b for another girl.

Women DM first all the time, you just haven’t experienced it because you’re ugly

1.REAL NAME: Rainbow Hlongwane 2.NICKNAME: chemical 3.SEX: MALE 4.NATIONALITY: South African 5.HOBBIES: collecting teeth from live crocodiles, catching bullets with Continue Reading..

Girl : dad can u pls give me R600 Dad : I don’t have money I’m broke Girl : how Continue Reading..