i Paid My Rent 😥 , So Don’t Ask Me To Go Out ✋ Because I’m in The Crib Getting Continue Reading..

When a girl keep starring at you. There are two things involved, it’s either she likes you or she’s farting Continue Reading..

They called me at Police station and they said someone opened a case for me. Father God I am praying Continue Reading..

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up

Ladies if you can’t find the right man, present the wrong man to God, He will edit him for you

Before I die I’m going eat a whole bag of popcorn seeds… The cremation will be epic!

If a man is allowed to select a girl from a possible of 100 girls… Even if he picks the Continue Reading..

When you leave your car at a kasi carwash.Then catch a taxi to town Jikijiki the next thing you see Continue Reading..