Fat girls be like… He broke my heart.. But I broke his bed. 1-1

People who log in to WhatsApp only to monitor people’s last seen are more dangerous than a sword..

I hate saying my name when I’m knocking on the door🚪.😕 I be like “ke nna” 😃

Boss:Do u believe that there’s life after death? Tebza:Hell No, there’s no such thing, besides there’s no proof of that. Continue Reading..

When I was growing up, I used to think people with E-mails are Rich!!

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up

He knows when your period ends but he doesn’t know your birthday? My sister is your boyfriend a medical doctor?

I stopped trusting girls when my grade 3 girlfriend left me for a boy who had new crayons in class