I drove my secretary home after she had had a little too much to drink at our office party.
Although nothing had happened, I decided not to mention it to wife, who being a suspicious person, could be very jealous.
Later that night, my wife and I were driving home in the car when I spotted a single high-heeled shoe under her seat.
When she wasn’t looking, I picked up the shoe and tossed it out of the window.
Later, as we got out of the car at home, my wife asked, “Honey, have you seen my other shoe?”
Life of a husband is so difficult and stressful!