Fake Friends – Never ask for food..🍩 👭Real Friends – Are the reason you have NO food!🍜 ~•~ 👥Fake Friends Continue Reading..

Two friends were walking through a jungle. They saw a hungry tiger. The other friend started tightening his shoe laces, Continue Reading..

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness and just stupid enough to admire Continue Reading..

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so Continue Reading..

Stop complaining about fake friends 😅u are old now👵👴go to work..stay at home..read books..eat and watch TV. listen to music Continue Reading..

Imagine you’re in a taxi, and the taxi driver starts shouting “‘damn I’m tired of life” while driving… . What Continue Reading..

I remember telling my ex to block all her side niggas and I got blocked too. I really played myself Continue Reading..

Use the hospital language to describe your relationship⛪🚑 . Me: we tried all our best but.