Any one with a qualifications in Electrical Engineering My valentine’s day card doesn’t make a sound anymore

Meanwhile: . – Teacher : Why Your Paper is Blank ? – Me : Sometimes “Silence” is The Best Continue Reading..

Sometimes u have to wear your girlfriend’s panty just to show other girls that u are taken

My GF asked me today For my facebook password, . . . We laughed and laughed and laughed… . . Continue Reading..

Cant wait to have my own Home so i can watch P*rn with Full Volume on a big screen Tv

I love 2 walk in rain .. coz dan no1 can see me tearz (Charlie Chaplan) . . . I Continue Reading..

If you’re ugly you’re ugly don’t tell us about inner beauty. Have you ever seen short people saying we have Continue Reading..

That awkward moment when you really want to eat and then there’s this visitor who is not showing a sign Continue Reading..