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women these days, some of their eyebrows looks like they are sponsored by Nike.

Her : Baby I Lost My Phone. Him : Borrow Me Your Headsets And Charger.

I think this December is going to be the best December we’ve ever experienced 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I’ve already bought ice cubes for Continue Reading..

i Just Beat A Homeless Woman So That She Can Go To Hospital And Have A Bed To Sleep On

Remember growing up saying “I want to be a pilot”. 20 years later the only thing you do related to Continue Reading..

Everything I Like Is Either Expensive, Illegal, A Sin, Or Doesn’t Text Back

I want a crazy and strong wife whereby if we start fighting, the loser will have to prepare dinner and Continue Reading..