When you build a house let your wife decorate the ceiling, she has seen more ceiling designs than you

No matter how far u urinate, the last drop will always fall on your feet

Ladies just a quick reminder “Men don’t forgive cheating”..!

If u slap me on my right cheek,I’ll turn my left cheek 4 u 2 slap too Then we’ll sit Continue Reading..

Assume the govrmnt says, everybody should register their boyfriend/ girlfriend,wife/husbnd before the end of 2017 and you try to register Continue Reading..

– Teacher : What’s Blue And Not Very Heavy ? 😕 – Me : Light Blue

Doesn’t matter how old i am when i see a jump castle i jump in

Hello Loml, first of all, I must, confess, when I first met you, you were a risk, a mystery and Continue Reading..