: “Babe, uyazi umuhle kanjani?” : “Le mali oyibonile Gugu, eyokuthenga usimende!”

It’s 2018 and Scientists still haven’t discovered a way to respond to… “Wena ungenaphi”??

Phela uma uphiwe u-lift, musa ukulokhu umemeza abantu ngewindi, iyawudla u-petrol leyo nto.

After world cup…. Me; babie uyava kubanda kanjan???? Her: buza ku Mbape n Pogba

Ngath kuferba omaMfundisi abantu abashadile SENZO :Wena ngangaferbelwa kanjan nje ungakhiphile nenkukhu emnyama

THE PAIN OF BEING TOO FORWARD!¡¡!¡ Him:Umuhle Her:Thanks Him:Beng’buza

EY mngani uyitholile I massage yam!? Usho yiphy? Ohhh Lee othe ufuna 500 Yha Ahh zange ngiyibone

Bumped to my Ex . Ex: Hey Rich wow waze wakhuluphala ayi shuthi izinto sezikuhambela kahle – Rich: Hahahaha wow Continue Reading..