If you’re a single lady and you’re reading this… Congratulations you now have a boyfriend😉 Hello “Bae”

That awkward moment when you talk to someone and you spit on their face.

Since joining facebook i have never made any spelling mistekes.

Dear Skinny Girls . Stop taking Naked pictures and call them Nud3s . Call them “Noodles”

My wife better cry at our wedding or else her side of the family is not eating

is Your Mom Even Your Mom if She Doesn’t Walk into Your Room To Stare At You , Then Walk Continue Reading..

Am i the only one who thinks the phone rings a lot longer when you’re ignoring a call..??

Old people will act as if they know everything until its time to Load Airtime