After having tlof tlof (sex) with a fat girl……. Her: babie have you seen my panty? Me: no i can Continue Reading..

Marrying a fat woman is not a problem. Problem comes when you are dancing with her…… Its like you are Continue Reading..

Crush:I love the weather today Me:I love you too 🤣🤣🤣🤣

2084 is my year 🙌🏽 I can feel it

ATM’s should have timer when you take long it must swallow your useless card and spray you with tear gas

*IT’S HARD TO BE A TEACHER AT TIMES.*.. *Teacher:* ”Construct a sentence containing the word “sugar” *Pupil:* ”I was drinking Continue Reading..

After robbing the bank, 1 robber to clerk : Did you see me robbing? Clerk : Yes I saw u. Continue Reading..

Dear girlfriend, You can’t just dump me by saying “it’s over”… I won’t believe you. I want the following things Continue Reading..