his is why I don’t like abbreviations. My neighbour, a sexy lady, texted me : *i need your dic fo Continue Reading..

Skilled Workers Are Hard To Find . That’s Why Idiots Are Promoted To Management

If someone tells you a secret and you disclose it, you’re the reason behind the proverb “Walls Have Ears”..!

I don’t know why, Every School Has That One Teacher/Lecturer Who Dress Like They Don’t Earn Salary.😂😂😂😂

I CALL my girl in front of the GATE so now she is COLLGATE

When I was a kid… 1.Pussy meant a cat. 2.Sex meant a gender. 3.B**ch was a female dog. 4.Dick was Continue Reading..

Daughter: “Sorry Dad, I Got Married Yesterday, I Forgot To Inform You” Dad: “Its Ok My Child, But Don’t Forget Continue Reading..

Kikuyu ladies dont catch feelings, they cash feelings…. if u cant handle them leave them a loan