He came home from work, tired. He sat down on the sofa and put his feet up. His wife brought Continue Reading..

After you’ve been dumped, that’s when you’ll start thinking “aker I should have cheated”.

No matter how tall u r my brother u cn nvr c tomorrow so b patient N no matter how Continue Reading..

Why American Names Are Like – “Jackson, Wilson, Markson, Robinson, Kenson, Anderson, Davidson, Jemson, Johnson” Because This Is The Easy Continue Reading..

I got my wife a Pug dog for her birthday. Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes, rolls of fat and Continue Reading..

I stopped smoking weed after I threw my house outside of the window

Kiss her in the middle of an argument , women love that. They think they are in movies

Last night i got HIV(Heavy Into Vodka) and this morning i woke up with TB(Taste of Beer) this means i Continue Reading..