I wanna mix russian bear🍺,18-18 And Brutal 8🍻 while Smoking weed🍁🍁….. . Any words 4 me

Boy: hi miss, are you water? . Girl: I am a person, are you stupid? Isn’t it obvious? Will you Continue Reading..

Imagine dating me.It won’t happen. But just imagine..

Atleast Mosquitoes sing for us before they eat us, unlike some idiots.

When Your Friend Posts, ” All My Friends Are Snakes” So You Just standing There wondering If O Mokopa Or Continue Reading..

My neighbour bought an iPhone worth $3 000 yesterday! Then in the evening she came to me asking for salt! Continue Reading..

Wife: Bbe borrow me your phone i want to play candy crush Husband: (gave her) After 5 minutes Wife: Bbe Continue Reading..

*Why MEN are important ??*👨🏻 1. You can’t spell (Madam)👩🏻 without the (Adam)👨🏻in it 2. Neither can you spell (Woman) Continue Reading..