HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT PARTS OF SOUTH AFRICA.
Scenario 1:
Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That’s Polokwane.
Scenario 2:
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out & call their friends on their mobiles.
Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are definitely in Cape Town, with dem coloured okes.
Senario 3:
Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up.
That’s Durban.
Scenario 4:
two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a stand to sell tea and Magwinya.
“Welcome to Joburg”