Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions 1. Someone calls you at 2:am in the night and ask you “are you sleeping?” Continue Reading..

If your name is Johanna and I marry you can we call it marijuana

While smoking at work yesterday, a guy in a wheelchair asked: “Why you smoking when you don’t need to?” I Continue Reading..

Kiss her in the middle of an argument , women love that. They think they are in movies

My girlfriend is so dramatic, she says i have trust issues because she saw me counting Money after withdrawing at Continue Reading..

When you marry the RIGHT woman everyday is VALENTINE’S DAY. If u marry the WRONG one, everyday is BOXING DAY. Continue Reading..

A husband was sitting on a sofa next to his wife who was eating and typing on her fone. He Continue Reading..

Judge: “Do you receive these charges Papa?” Major: “I receive my Lord”