Me: baby i saw you buying a ring in my dream Husband: yes your father was buying it

Lady: Do you smoke? Guy: Yes I do. Lady: How many packs a day? Guy: Three. Lady: How much per Continue Reading..

Gone are the Days when Men used to Ask for Nudes nowadays Ladies post them daily like a Motivational Quotes.

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They Will investigate Why You Are Rich , But They Will Never investigate Why You Are Poor

If you see me talking to myself, walk away Am self-employed we’re having a staff meeting.

I’m taking my girlfriend back to school the only reason she writes Xmas is because she doesn’t know the spelling Continue Reading..