Boy: hi miss, are you water? . Girl: I am a person, are you stupid? Isn’t it obvious? Will you Continue Reading..

Hubby says “I fancy kinky ***, can I c*m in your ear?” Wife says “No I might gone deaf” Hubby Continue Reading..

Bae this, Bae that ,Bae here, Bae there the day you’ll be dumped please call a Press conference we deserve Continue Reading..

i Would Rather Drink A Poison Than To Go To The Toilet Without My Phone

My Brother if She Doesn’t Love Food , She is evil , Please Dump Her .. She is The Devil Continue Reading..

niggas will laugh at you just cause you don’t know Joburg but they don’t know who their father is

This is Satafrica Where a nurse wakes u up just to gve you a sleeping pills

Why is a elephant so wrinkled because there to hard to iron