girl: “Uyithathephi inamba yami?” boy: “Ngiyiwine kuVodacom ShakeUp Summer.”

“Nawe uyahleka”? Kubuza umuntu owazi onke amaSecret wakho

Ungenzenjani kuthiwa ngibhala i Adam uthi ubuka ewindini ubone uprincepal exosha ichips elifakwa emlomeni

Aniyeken kufihla ama Panty enu ngoba nifuna kuhamba nigqoke ama trank ethu mese nilibele ni post iythombe niwagqokile😂

Kanti vele kwenzeka njani ukuthi umuntu ezivelela eZim esehlala eHillbrow umuzwe esesithi: “efletini lami”, uyabe eselithenge malini or eseliphiwe ngubani?

When your Uncle doesn’t know how to use emojis. Uncle : Hey mshana uGogo ushonile🍆

Kuyaqala ngqa kulo nyaka ukuthi ngingayi kuVodacom Durban July ngenxa yokhuvethe, kweminye iminyaka bengingayi ngoba anginamali.

Yaz uth usuymisele kuth vosho😂😂😂 mina ngabaleka😂