Black people hit you first before they give you a warning Phaa phaa……ngzokshaya wena 😂😂😂

Blacks will point at an empty chair and ask ukuthi “kuhlezi bani laphana?”.

Sne:Wena no mbali niHlobene kanjan?😣 Me: min ngithi sawbona kumawakhe☺️

Usathi uya jaiva enkwarini, Ubone nangu umah wakho ephethe ingane yakho. Kulowo mzuzu ukhuluma noDj, ungenzenjani?

Yazi ngiqokiwe ukuthi ngishumayele this Sunday Konje uGoliyathi aze agwinye inhlanzi bekwenzenjani?

Him: Bbe uyeza angith njob ku Chrismas Her: Ngiyeza kodwa angeke senze lutho!!

Lento yokulala esofeni wasekhweni lami ngikhamise ayingphath kahle ngizwa ngomamezala eseth “Vala umlomo mkhwenyana uzophupha kabi”

Ngehlelwa yibhadi etaxin ngishaywa yingane uthi Mama wayo ngingaviki izokhala