Felimon: best friend, are you nagpatuli? Boknoy: of course, I’m more. Why are you? Felimon: it’s not yet. I’d like Continue Reading..

Common Sense Isang bata, nagpasa ng blank paper sa art teacher… Teacher: Bakit blank ang work mo? Bata: Nagdrawing po Continue Reading..

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alam mo kung ano laman ng puso ko? Dugo,Ugat Laman! Ano? Kala mo ikaw? Kastya ka? kastya ka? PS:WAG MANIWALA Continue Reading..

“Blacked Eye” -Sa school Teacher: Oh Felimon, bakikt may black eye ka ? Felimon: Maliit lang po kasi ng bahay Continue Reading..

Wife: Hon, delayed ako 1 buwan sa regla. Pero wag mo ipagsabi nakakahiya. (The next day dumating taga Meralco) Meralco: Continue Reading..

Dora the Explorer: C’mon bamonos! Everybody let’s go! Where are we going? Boots: Treasure Island! Dora: Where are we going? Continue Reading..

juan: Doc takot po akong mag pa bunot dentist: ito oh inumin mo para tumapang ka at wala ang takot Continue Reading..