if u dn’t like me, Then buy a map get a CAR nd Go to HELL :p

“I’ll see you in court” is just the grown up version of “I’m going to tell my mom

Dad : “son i just want to let u know that u were adopted” Ronnie : “hahaha you are kidding, Continue Reading..

All Along I Thought I Was In A Bad Mood , Over Years And Years . I Guess This Is Continue Reading..

There is a strong bond between “iPhone users” and “toilet mirrors”..!

Most of these skinny Girls eat 5-12 meals a day and the food goes straight to their attitude.

“Babe, I will die for you, I will take a bullet for you”….. Says your boyfriend who urinates in a Continue Reading..

A man walks into a restaurant and wants to order a chicken,but unfortunately he can’t remember what *chicken* is called Continue Reading..