Her: when am i gonna see u again? . Me: first of all…u saw me by Mistake

Being a first born is not easy…. Automatically u become a deputy parent

Pretending to think hard when the teacher is lookingat you! Who else did this?

When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does.

What happened to the economy.?? Relatives don’t give us money again when they visit ? Why ??

You can’t expect your child to have a bright future while u had sex in the dark while making him

A nigga be saving his side chick number with the his wife name because his wife wont read her own Continue Reading..

Bro I had you phone was stolen while partying, sorry. What was the password?