I must be the luckiest tenant ever😊.. my landlord took out my clothes and my furniture … I think he Continue Reading..

If you call 📞 me with PRIVATE Call… I will respect your privacy not answer it

My friend said “nothing is impossible” Then I realised I do “nothing” everyday

My mum is preparing stew with her hen that has slept with almost all the cocks In our area , Continue Reading..

I’ve opened the box of choice assorted biscuits before Christmas. Now they will be a family meeting for me.

When a ivstarted smoking weed I arrive at home and found my dad watching movie And I join him,I starred Continue Reading..

Judge : “why did you steal the car?” – Ronnie : “I had to get to work” – Judge : Continue Reading..

Ever since I finished School I even forgot how to “Reed” and “Rite”