Thami was in jail receives a letter from his wife “Dear Thami, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them??”. Thami knowing that the prison guard read all mails, replies:, “My wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden that is where I hid all the money..”.A week or so later, he receives another letter from his wife “Dear husband, you wouldn’t believe what happened, some men came with shovels to the house and dug up the back garden..” Thami writes back: “My wife,those were my servants I sent to prepare the land for you, now is the best time to plant the lettuce.”
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