INSPECTOR : Good afternoon sir, may I see your TV licence?
Thami : I don’t have a TV, that means I don’t have a licence.
INSPECTOR : But I saw an aerial on top of your rooftop?
Thami : Inspector please come in.
(Thami opens the fridge and points to the jar of milk)
Thami : Inspector, what is this?
INSPECTOR : How can you ask me such a silly question, it’s a jar of milk.
Thami : Does that mean I have cows in my yard?!
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One word for Thami