If your girlfriend an’t working.. Its her job to kill the mosquitoes while u are sleeping

Sometimes I don’t feel like going to work but then I remember I was born Cute not rich

Question: “What Is Will Power?” Solid Answer: “It’s When You See 10 Notification, 20 Msgs & 30 Friend Reqeusts, And Continue Reading..

Double heart attack message from my girl to me today: 1st SMS: Let’s break up now, it’s all over.😳😳😳 2nd Continue Reading..

if She Drinks Russian Bear And She Smokes Cigarette , Do Not Marry Her ✋😕😒 … Coz She’d End Up Continue Reading..

After breaking up Ex bae:hello Me: hy Ex bae:wat are you doing Me: I am at a funeral Exbae:who died Continue Reading..

I don’t chase dreams, I just go back to bed and try to dream it again

I was in a party last night, where I told a girl, excuse me please, can u go back ?? Continue Reading..