Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.

Today I went To The toilet without my phone and there are 112 tiles in the bathroom.

An Economist Beautifully Explained Reasons For Having Two Wives. 1. Monopoly Should Be Broken. 2 Competition Improves The Quality Of Continue Reading..

If you’re a girl and you don’t have stretch marks, sorry we can’t date . I don’t date immature girls😐

Never show a Lady that you’re more fluent than her in English while you’re out. Trust me, it will be Continue Reading..

I was in a taxi and there was this muscular and wierd looking guy sitting at the back seat… His Continue Reading..

Speaking English is easier when you talk in front of those who don’t understand..! ☝

Ur mama is so fat that when she passes though the TV u miss 112 episods of isidingo