A patient went to his Doctor who said, “I have bad news and really bad news.” “What’s the bad news?” asked the patient. “You only have 24 hours to live” said the Doctor. “That’s terrible, what could the really bad news be?” The Doctor replied, “I’ve been trying to get in touch with you since yesterday!”
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