Her: i want us to be more than friends Me: so now you want to be my cousin

Maybe forehead kisses are actually to appreciate someone’s brain.. And that’s why most of you don’t get them

My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator saying “This isn’t working,goodbye” I opened the fridge and it’s working just Continue Reading..

The way my ex used To lie when we were daTing IF she sent me a good morning massage I Continue Reading..

Wife Is Dreaming. Wakes Up And Shouts “Quick My Husband’s Back!” His Husband Wakes Up And Jumps Out The Window!

Teacher: why aren’t there books in your desk Me: I didn’t see you coming

Ladies please stop cheating back, it hurts more,You know we men are not strong like you.

Our language is called mother’s tongue because our father never get a chance to talk