Teacher : What’s wrong ? John: Our house is very small. John: My mum,my dad, we sleep on the same Continue Reading..

Her: bbe borrow me your phone. . . Me: if you want to dump me just do straight don’t come Continue Reading..

Teacher : “what kind of an institution is marriage?” – Ronnie : “it is the one where a man loses Continue Reading..

My cousin thinks she can play me. She took my phone and sent a break up message to my girlfriend. Continue Reading..

Love is a long sweat dream & marriage is an alarm clock..

Dating an uneducated girl sometimes is a problem… Me : goodnight bbe sleep well and have a lovely dreams Her Continue Reading..

The problem with women these days is that they don’t know Eve used to give Adam money every week

Bcoz there was no water in our flat today,a lady next door asked me to help her carry her 2×25 Continue Reading..