Me trying to learn English – Teacher: you did it, didn’t you? Me: You took my pen,tookn’t you?

NEVER say all he wanted was sex when all you offered was only sex Have you ever tried to give Continue Reading..

The smell of kfc when you are broke is not the same when you have money

If u don’t feel blessed when u look at her, let her go bro bcoz that’s another man’s Blessings😊

Why do people think u gotta heal after a breakup? Im not injured! ..Next!

If i cheat on you for 3 months without you finding out… Just know it’s over between us..

I once ran 100 metres in about 12 seconds and the only witness was the dog that was chasing me

Nelson Mandela Will End Up Be In The Bible… ` Watch The Space!`