“Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.” “What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal” “I know all that.” “Then why did you invite a friend for dinner?” “Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married.”
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