Never run after a bus or a girl. There will always be another one.
Sometimes I use big words that I don’t understand so I can sound more photosynthesis
I pray to God that my children don’t do the satansm ritual of viewing someone’s profile pic and not liking
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Mom I Finally See myself on TV When I Switched It Off
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