The way I have anger issues I just carried a fridge to kill a spider

On judgement day I’ll be wearing a Zimbabwean flag to notify jesus that i cant go to hell twice

There’s this Greek guy who goes to a bar and wants to play smart. He goes to the barman and Continue Reading..

Every beautiful lady have that one handsome guy that is just a friend but people think they r inlove

Laziness is the mother of all bad habbits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.

“I have enough clothes and shoes I never need to go shopping again…” – Said by no of girl ever.

I don’t know what is wrong with me anytime someone calls me sweetheart🙈🙈 I will just be sending Credit to Continue Reading..

U call me with a private number and you expect me to speak first?.. We will do the breathing competition Continue Reading..