Just when you’re chilling NICELY at home n you’re about to eat 🍴 Then comes in an SMS saying IT’S Continue Reading..

Me in heaven: Yo! Where’s the cloud where the water turn into wine? GOD: GET OUT!!

Dear fridge, I’ll be back soon. Please go shopping. Sincerely, hungry

My doctor told me i have 7 months to live because of cancer, i killed that Doctor and Judge gave Continue Reading..

Niggas with no beards should have a meeting and discuss their gender

Imagine Going To Heaven And All The Kids You’ve Been Aborting Says “There She Goes!!!”.

Except watching Orlando Pirates or Kaize Chiefs’s game, what other things you do to waste your time?

Wife In ICU Doc:It seems she is in Coma Hus:Please save her. She is just 30 Suddenly ECG starts moving. Continue Reading..